didn’t exactly think that one thru…
that cream pie will surely leave a stain on murphy brown’s trench coat.
Sorry, Johnny. I need a sec. Bush itches.
It’s probably getting snagged in the fibers of the coat.
They told me to pass you this note or I’ll have to take the bus home with the common people. Here, take it. Take it!
Anytime she wanders too closely to a man which she finds attractive the C mark imprinted on her groin emits a high frequency burning sensation which radiates throughout her body until she learns her lesson. Depp, for all his wit and charm simply doesn’t notice her agony.
More like “The Crap Gwyneth Missed”
You’ve both just been SKARSGARDED!
Oh dear, my artisanal underwear isn’t woven from the silk…it’s a blend!
“I’ve gotta go see mt doctor. I don’t think my yeast infection is gluten free”
Perhaps one of her lesser known proclivities is jumping on homeless dick.
I hope she’s in pain, whatever the hell is happening here.
I think she’s actually peeing
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Gwyneth Paltrow and Johnny Depp on the set of 'Mortdecai' in Los Angeles. (January 7, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
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