It’s the latest trend. Stripper clogs.
Not clogs. They’re cork platform peep toe stilettos. For strippers.
Hmm, open toe. Not peep toe. I should be ashamed of myself.
Don’t be too hard on yourself. It’s hard to tell given the quality of acrylic they’re using for stripper shoes these days.
Alright….alright. I’m submitting.
Even I think she’s started to jump the shark here folks..
Welcome to the site, Mrs. Jones. Boy, do we have some stories to tell you…
Caution??? I think a biohazard like this warrants a much stronger warning than that!
Well her last name is Sand to warn people about the contents of her vagina, and I think the rest speaks for itself.
See, this is a surprise. I did not expect her to cast a reflection in the glass.
I may be wrong but I’ve heard cork actually helps ‘bleed’ or ‘leach’ the skank out of the wearer…something to do with the Earth’s gravitational pull…unlike 100% lucite…which is what this duck-lipped trollop normally wears. Oh, to be her daughter’s therapist.
Cork allows a fine wine to age gracefully.
It seems the same is not true for skanks.
Whoever she is visiting is too embarrassed to buzz her in.
I’ve heard of self-parody, but what’s it called when someone looks like the person who would be paid to play them in a porn movie?
Lost: one boner.
5 year old tits, 10 year old face and 60 year old body.
Caution: Spontaneously Pole Dances for Groceries
I’m not sure what’s fucking stupider, her plastic face, her ill-fitting, sagging boob job, her stick insect legs or her ridiculous fucking shoes.
All of the above.
Who is that? She looks very interesting. We don’t have people like that in Europe.
The American Katie Price
There is no way she looked in the mirror and thought, “I do not look trashy.”
She appears to be bracing for a medium sized gust of wind.
Let me walk a day in her shoes. Just this once!
Those are the ugliest shoes I have EVER seen in my life…. YUCKKKKKKKKKK
In every Shauna Sand picture, there’s a sticker in the window that says it all.
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