I saw this picture and my immediate reaction was to snap into a Slim Jim.
He’s either late for Halloween or confused about the exact date of Mardi Gras.
Pauly D on the set of “Bollywood Goomba.”
HA, you did something there…
I’m guessing it takes him longer to do his hair than it takes to build a Ford Fiesta.
He needs to back-off on the botox.
No thanks I’m full, I just left the glory hole!
He never needs to worry about running out of lubricant, does he.
It’s like viewing shitty anime.
Maybe they’re making a live-action “Sonic the Hedgehog”!
I’m guessing it’s not the first time Pauly wore a pearl necklace.
Those are diamonds which makes me sad for this world… Although I don’t dislike him. It’s all relative of course because “The Situation” makes me so angry I could kick a kitten.
I wish snipers would take shots at his head to test the hardness of the gel, you know, for science.
Must take a lot of jiz to get his hair to look like that.
One of these was on a Star Trek episode. I think it was called ‘The Trouble with Gerbils’ or something.
That creature cannot be real. Damn, CGI is getting more impressive every day!
Must… resist… obvious joke… about… black guy’s… eyes… in the backgroundnnngh…
Now I know where I’ve seen him before…Liberty Island holding a torch and a tablet…
South Park’s Mr. Hanky has a new look.
Trying to say ‘Gel Sale’ in your head five times is hard, let alone saying it out loud.
North Korean Ken doll.
Life imitates art as Lisa Simpson’s hairstyle becomes that latest fashion trend.
I’m a total whore – and I’ve banged some pretty unattractive men in my time, but there’s not enough money in the world that would entice me to bang this dude. Blech!
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