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  1. Doctor Joystick

    I saw this picture and my immediate reaction was to snap into a Slim Jim.

  2. Cock Dr

    He’s either late for Halloween or confused about the exact date of Mardi Gras.

  3. journalschism

    Pauly D on the set of “Bollywood Goomba.”

  4. I’m guessing it takes him longer to do his hair than it takes to build a Ford Fiesta.

  5. yen

    He needs to back-off on the botox.

  6. Bigalkie

    No thanks I’m full, I just left the glory hole!

  7. He never needs to worry about running out of lubricant, does he.

  8. pixigoil

    It’s like viewing shitty anime.

  9. I’m guessing it’s not the first time Pauly wore a pearl necklace.

  10. Venom

    I wish snipers would take shots at his head to test the hardness of the gel, you know, for science.

  11. Chris Reeve

    Must take a lot of jiz to get his hair to look like that.

  12. cc

    One of these was on a Star Trek episode. I think it was called ‘The Trouble with Gerbils’ or something.

  13. AnnaDraconida

    That creature cannot be real. Damn, CGI is getting more impressive every day!

  14. Must… resist… obvious joke… about… black guy’s… eyes… in the backgroundnnngh…

  15. The Brown Streak

    Now I know where I’ve seen him before…Liberty Island holding a torch and a tablet…

  16. KC

    South Park’s Mr. Hanky has a new look.

  17. Trying to say ‘Gel Sale’ in your head five times is hard, let alone saying it out loud.

  18. tlmck

    North Korean Ken doll.

  19. MisterSuccint

    Life imitates art as Lisa Simpson’s hairstyle becomes that latest fashion trend.

  20. Donald Trump

    I’m a total whore – and I’ve banged some pretty unattractive men in my time, but there’s not enough money in the world that would entice me to bang this dude. Blech!

  21. Steelerchick

    He looks like the creepy Burger King King with that hair!!

  22. Mikemav

    I didn’t know they made those troll dolls in a goomba lifesize version.

  23. I can just picture this guy in 10 years! He will start wearing wigs by then.

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