I told you I needed TWO headbands! In case I lost one. Now look at what you’ve done!
Going to the prom?
“I’m giving you one guess where these two fingers are going, if my car isn’t here by the time I count to ten.”
“So I said, hey doc, you using two fingers back there?”
“IF I WAS HALF THE MAN I WAS FIVE YEARS AGO I WOULD TAKE A FLAME THROWER TO YOUR DESIGNER SWEATSHOP!”
Lost the headband, but gained a Filipino wedding tux. I’d say the day was a draw for Al.
Method actor robs car at gunpoint
Who ever told you you could WORK WITH MEN?!!!
“No dumbass, it’s TWO in the pink, ONE in the stink! Where in the hell do you keep coming up with FIVE?!?”
Somehow giving the British version of the finger just doesn’t make him seem quite as badass.
“Can you believe this suit was only $2 at the Goodwill?”
You sure Al Pacino is the one waiting for his car? Because it looks like he’s telling the other guy that he’ll have his car for him in two minutes.
“I’m not 5’1″, I’m five-foot-TWO!”
Quick glance & I thought it was Jerry Springer.
“Look, Douglas, I’m TWICE the man you are in this suit. Now give me back my headband!”
“I paid Jerry Lewis TWO dollars for this jacket!”
Sigh… He’ll always be Michael&Tony to me…
Gravity is just kicking this man’s ass.
“You’re not going to bring around my car?? I got two greasy fingers for your arse that sez you will.”
Yes I borrowed this jacket from the Valet, But I want two of them!!
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