superficial

  1. “Yes. I’m the blonde guy with the hammer in “The Avengers”. Does anybody want to talk about my new movie? Yes. Robert Downey Jr. does smell nice.”

  2. Why yes, I do know some Kardasians…why do you ask?

  3. tlmck

    Morphing into Pierce Brosnan.

  4. Goddamnit, the shit I have to do to stay relevant…“B 9. That was Banzai-Niner…” Sorry, I have no idea how to say it in Japanese.

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