1. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 2, The Resurrection

  2. gary coleman's ghost

    Damn. I could of swore I saw him strolling thru the park with Morey Amsterdam in my neighborhood – and I’m dead.

  3. Lord Helmet

    Everyone in the area knew not to make eye contact with the crazy hobo pushing the shopping cart and he’ll leave you alone. Everyone except Timmy.

  4. Tiggles

    Moments later, the cart burst into flames and a semi-conscious Van Dyke was pulled from the wreckage.

  5. Dick may not be trusted with a Jaguar anymore, but he still has that ‘I’ll kick your ass in a race’ look.

  6. He’s replaced his burnt out Jaguar with something with better fuel economy.

  7. Don Draper's Dad

    Is that a ghost? I could’ve sworn he was dead.

  8. The Pope

    Right about now Kathy Doyle is wondering why she’s get bombarded with sexual messages.

  9. “I’m in a foot-race with Carl Reiner and Mel Brooks, and this is my handicap.”

  10. See Dick. See Dick shop. Shop Dick Shop. See Dick steal the cart. Steal Dick steal. Don’t be a Dick.

  11. Did anybody get the number of Kathy Doyle on that shopping cart? I need to buy a house.

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