She left her ass in the store and now she’s running back to get it.
I’ll always love this chick.
Translation: “I jerked off to her hundreds of times in my formative years, so she imprinted in the core of my being.”
Pretty much. Yeah.
If you were jerking off to Spano rather than Kapowski you were doing it wrong. Fuck, even that uppity bitch Turtle is more spank worthy than Spano. If you were jerking off to showgirls, I’m sorry you didn’t have more diverse sources of jerk off material.
Why can’t I spank it to all of them? I’m an equal opportunity spanker. Showgirls came out in the days before I had a VHS, DVD Player or even internet.
Those were dark days, my friend. Days when a man was forced to spank it to soft-core porn on Cinemax.
Fish ruined her for me with the vagina warble…
Aw, come on, you have to admit that was pretty awesome.
And just think what she could do now for Showgirls 2!
You too? Me too.
That just made me love her more.
You sick sick individual… You’re in good company here :)
so you’re tellin me that nobody thought that warblin was sexy?
Always glad to help.
Sound heard pay nearby pedestrians: *warble warble fwab-ap-ap-ap*
That ass reminds me, I’ve got some shirts to iron.
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Elizabeth Berkley in West Hollywood. (January 28, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN