She looks good. I totally would.
If i could fuck her without actually having to have any sort of conversation whatsoever before (or after) I totally would.
She can’t converse, so you’re in luck.
She actually looks very attractive here. Probably because most of her head and surgical scars are covered.
and the toothpick legs aren’t showing either. she’s ok from the neck down and the belly up. that’s about it.
Ever see the movie Boxing Helena? Me neither, but Courtney here would be great in the porn parody.
At least she knows her value to the world. Lindsay Lohan still thinks she should be acting.
So do the people paying her way too much money, unfortunately.
I can see her self esteem bursting out of her top.
I thought we were finally rid of this idiot? Lets stop pretending she is a celebrity
Her ‘breasts’ probably feel like a couple of smoked hams.
I LOVE ham.
Mmm, mmm, MMMHHH!
I am going to totally bust a load right now!
I wanna give those boobs a good hard uppercut .
That balloon is about to pop.
Now… if only they could make the dick to man ratio the same as the boob to woman ratio. Life would be grand.
When will her fifteen minutes end?
I like tits. A lot. But those things she has on are fucking puke-through-the-nose gross.
They look incredibly painful.
About the only nice thing I can say is she looks better as a brunette. Other than that, she’s still a fucking train wreck.
The extent to which this would’ve been cute and shapely girl has mangled herself is ridiculous.
She looks better as a brunette…a littel bit less fake. hower, those melons are fantastic, but i doubt she’d let her boyfriends to squeeze them….too hard probably
the funny thing is, in the past, she was buying bigger bras and stuffing them.
Now that she has DD’s, she buys FF bras and still stuffs them. Look at the picture carefully.
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Courtney Stodden posted this pic to Twitter. (January 25, 2014) -Photo: Twitter