The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 1.30.13
Kristen Johnston presenting the Best Film Award at the Hearst Magazines/48 Hour Film Project in New York City. (January 29, 2013)
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So Fergie is taking estrogen shots to “balance” things out?
Incoming message from the Big Giant Head!
Buddhaface
I thought it was Kristy Alley, even the first name is similar
3rd crack rock from done
She and Kathleen Turner must have the same plastic surgeon…
the Burger King?
3rd chin from the neck.
Ohhh I hear an ice cream truck!
Miss Piggy?
Ryan Reynolds used to bang her. Which means, by proxy, Blake Lively has banged her. Enjoy that image.
She assimilated one too many earthlings.
Listen, nobody like the lineup! Now, face the window please.
Best Film Award at the Hearst Magazines/48 Hour Film Project in New York City…??? Omigod, did they neglect to televise it? Well heads up, everybody, ‘cuz my neighbor George has invited me to George’s Best Celeb Bashing Ceremony downstairs in his apartment. In fact, I can hear the rehearsals taking place as I type…Shoes are required.
It’s always nice to see that even celebrities sometimes simply say, “Fuck it!” after they’ve made enough cash.
Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears are perfect examples of that.
Wow, she fell off hard.
Read her book. She almost fell to the morgue. She’s actually cleaned up now and doing great.
One of the few actresses out there who doesn’t suck.
That’s sad to hear. Good to see she made it through.
They arrest people for looking like Wookiies now?