1. SSHGuru

    His transformation into Michael Jackson is nearly complete.

  2. (shout from the crowd) “Hey, Corey, how many bottles of shoe polish did you have to use?”

  3. I really wish this photo was a fake. I never thought I’d say it but I miss the photos of him with bottom rail skanks.

  4. It’s sad that he is still emulating Michael Jackson’s style with the glove. It’s even sadder that he cannot afford the sparkles to bedazzle it with.

  5. it had to be said

    Good God, that’s not Yoko Ono. Are you kidding me?

  6. Give it up, Corey 2. Corey 1 was the only one with ‘the magic touch’.

  7. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    This new guy could be what North Korea really needs

  8. He doesn’t want the public to know he’s there just to park cars.

  9. MarkM

    “Gentlemen, please…The celebrities have asked me to inform you that they don’t wish to be photographed!”

  10. Damn, I can’t top Fish’s original caption.

  11. Why so hard on Corey? He’s going to start cryyyying..over you, cryyyying over you.

    (anyone get this?)

  12. The Pope

    What’s funny is he doesn’t look so out of place in London. He should stay there.

  13. bigalkie

    Disturbing

  14. It’s so good to see that Demi Moore is feeling better.

  15. bethy

    Oh no….he got bath salts from Jared Leto again.

  16. pretty vacant

    TOO. COOL. 4. SCHOOL.

  17. Corey, try as you might, you’re still not nearly eccentric enough to carry Crispin Glover’s jockstrap.

  18. dinosaurland

    I have no doubt that this was what Michael Jackson was envisioning as his after picture.

  19. journalschism

    Trinity meets Robert Blake.

  20. Johnny P!

    This PSA for the perils of Hollywood Casting-Couch Pedophilia is bone-chilling. Kudos to the advertising firm that came up with the campaign!

  21. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    Red carpet crossing guard. The celebrities can’t go until Hasselhoff picks himself up off the ground.

  22. cc

    Corey’s doing VO5 the old school way.

  23. cutthecrap

    Can somebody tell this jag that nobody cares?

  24. Jon Hex

    “Corey! Corey! When am I going to be seated?”

  25. Blech

    Corey Feldman as The Woman in Black.

  26. Buddy the Elf

    Surely you meant: “The Woman in the Black Glove.”

  27. Chief

    Jesus, he’s wearing the entire front bumper of KIT Car on his face.

  28. STOP! Douchy time.

  29. Adam

    He was told that if he killed him, he would become him.

  30. Frank Burns

    Isotoner gloves. For the d-list celebrity in all of us.

  31. Looks like a combo of yoko ono & charlie sheen

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