superficial

  1. jerkin

    anti-fap

  2. SSHGuru

    Look her in the face and you will turn to stone.

  3. SIN

    The perfect picture to define a trashy skank.

  4. it had to be said

    Usually I like girls with low self-esteem, but this one needs to get a damned grip.

  5. “I’ll still suck you off, but there’s no way I can make change for a five!”

  6. The tattoo above her hole is written backwards, so she can read it in her mirrored ceiling.

  7. MarkM

    Let’s see…$20.00 for parking, $500.00 to have this paparazzi guy take my picture so it seems like I’m relevant…Damn, that only leaves me $6.00 for lunch!

  8. I’m no fashion authority, but when I am, I like to wear black jeans and a black t-shirt with big, red high heels.

  9. Does the ‘D’ stand for Dunkin’ cuz that is some jelly roll…

  10. bigalkie

    ” The gentleman is in suite 428 and everything has been taken care of except for the tip”.

  11. Do_Freebird

    It must be terrible knowing that you were hot looking for about 17 days in 2007, and now it’s all down hill.

  12. Who knew the ‘D’ stood for Dairy Queen?

  13. bethy

    What? I’m comfortable.

  14. The Brown Streak

    This is revenge for all the times she wrote on her mother’s walls.

  15. hbw

    Looks like Jennifer Tilly lost some weight

  16. Contusion

    Chef Boyar-D

  17. Frank The Duck

    “Hey c’mon! Even Lohan blew me….”

  18. cc

    The tattoo on her stomach says ‘If you are close enough to read this, go counterclockwise!’

  19. Kung Fu Panda

    I didn’t know Michael Jackson had tattoos …. oh wait Michael died ….

  20. vgirl

    Quick do not feed her a burger stat. Those jeans are going to leave a nice welt around her waste.

  21. Wow! There IS a woman so trashy that I wouldn’t touch her. I never thought I would see that.

  22. Hold on, let me check my reflection, and….okay, I did a good tuck.

  23. “Just heading to my Kabuki Theatre practice…”.

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