He just found out how much his auto insurance is costing him.
That Brad Pitt sperm sure tastes bad……..
Kaboom. Beat me to it.
Just finishing up urinating…
“Shit, is that a piece of my lung?”
If only the camera man had clicked a split second earlier, we could have had a picture of a ninja giving a left hook. Oh who am I kidding, no one can capture a ninja on film.
He spits like his daughter breeds.
John Voight, on the set of his hayfever commercial.
I guess it’s true. Once you go Midnight Cowboy, you don’t go back.
He charges extra to swallow
Angela just gave him the usual family “goodbye” kiss.
Revenge of The Happening…fuck you plants!
Not in picture, blacks and Jews.
Great, now I have the sound of bronchial rattling in my head.
Over there, that homeless guy sitting on the curb looks like Obama.
Mac’s mom must be spreading a scent trail so Poppins can find his way home again.
That’s actually how Angelina was conceived. Fact.
When threatened in the wild, the Jon Voight will often puff up and spit at the percieved threat. Oddly enough, the Jon Voight is frightened by decorative hedges.
Waterin’ those plants
This is right before Kramer says, ‘Ur soooooo good lookin’ and he bites him.
That is just gross.
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