1. SSHGuru

    He just found out how much his auto insurance is costing him.

  2. BP

    That Brad Pitt sperm sure tastes bad……..

  3. Just finishing up urinating…

  4. “Shit, is that a piece of my lung?”

  5. If only the camera man had clicked a split second earlier, we could have had a picture of a ninja giving a left hook. Oh who am I kidding, no one can capture a ninja on film.

  6. He spits like his daughter breeds.

  7. bigalkie

    John Voight, on the set of his hayfever commercial.

  8. I guess it’s true. Once you go Midnight Cowboy, you don’t go back.

  9. bethy

    Angela just gave him the usual family “goodbye” kiss.

  10. The Brown Streak

    Revenge of The Happening…fuck you plants!

  11. MRF

    Not in picture, blacks and Jews.

  12. cc

    Great, now I have the sound of bronchial rattling in my head.

  13. Hank E. Ring

    Over there, that homeless guy sitting on the curb looks like Obama.

  14. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    Mac’s mom must be spreading a scent trail so Poppins can find his way home again.

  15. Frank The Duck

    Unlike Capistrano…….

  16. Bigalkie


  17. That’s actually how Angelina was conceived. Fact.

  18. When threatened in the wild, the Jon Voight will often puff up and spit at the percieved threat. Oddly enough, the Jon Voight is frightened by decorative hedges.

  19. AnnaDraconida

    Waterin’ those plants

  20. anony

    This is right before Kramer says, ‘Ur soooooo good lookin’ and he bites him.

  21. That is just gross.


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