Vera, OMG, Look a pigeon shit in your hair……..
Yeah, I’m losing my hair – will you sleep with me?
“Have you heard about my sex addiction?”
Why yes ! And from the title of the film, you’re now up to goats… good for you.
“That can’t be you. You’re taller than that.”
She was only a Farmiga daughter but she fancied the old sod.
Another successful scarf swap. Well done, celebrities!
How mournful must her titties be that David sex-addict Duchovney goes to this much effort to not look at them.
If he looks her in the eyes he’s contractually obligated to fuck her.
“It’s not that bad. I mean, I’ve done a lot of fiveheads in my time anyways.”
” have you been watch Something about Mary”?
This movie might be watchable if it was titled “GOATSE”.
What is wrong with you? Why would you wanna watch that?!
Wow, it didn’t take long to make a Billy Cundiff movie.
“My god, Vera!!! The truth is written on your forehead.”
Hey, you a mormon?
Have I tasted your vagina yet?
“Eyes down here buddy”.
What happened to him??? He used to be gorgeous… now he looks like a cartoon character (and not in a good way). Ugh, men getting old, terrible.
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