Noth’s face has been frozen like this ever since he accidentally caught Sarah Jessica Parker sans clothing in her dressing room.
This is how I felt before the beer, Melatonin and KFC took hold.
So, you passed out on the shitter with diarrhea? Yeah, his face sort looks like that could happen.
“Well, I thought Amanda’s performance was very powerf- SKARSGARD!”
Even been so whacked out you snorted your own mustache off your face?
He still has some blow caught in his mustache.
His challenge to George Lopez for most constipated face.
Things are bad when the most attractive thing on your face is a 4 day old mustache.
You gotta respect a thespian who knows the exact facial expression to a pedostache.
Sex and the Asylum.
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Chris Noth at the premiere of Lovelace during the Sundance Film Festival. (January 22, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN