Now Uma I will fantasise over…
I went to high school with this bitch. She use to queef on demand. A true talent.
The baby is all like “Whatcu lookin’ at G? Those there are all MINE!”
‘I swear the next time a paparazzi yells “Ms. Heche” I’m throwing this baby right at his head’
Signalling to turn right?
A five head with two nips carrying one kid leaves the store when seven paparazzi see her. How many bumps did Lindsey do last night?
“How about you paparazzi assholes take a powder so Mommy can whip out a titty and feed me…”
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