1. Would you like a refill on your embalming fluid, sir?

  2. “I’ll take “Heart Disease” for $300, Alex.”

  3. The mortician is supposed to sew the eyes and mouth shut along with the anus.

  4. Hey Clark, Bethany and I figured out the perfect gift for you.
    You didn’t have to get me anything.
    Dammit, Bethany, he guessed it.

  5. DeucePickle

    “Ok, seriously, I’m not answering any more questions about Evil Dead.”

  6. This is just horribly sad.

  7. hijkmno

    only the good die young

  8. His face is a rectangle.

  9. Toe Jam

    “ah poo poo, ah foo foo…ah, doodly foo pew pew”

  10. broduh jenner

    a picture of dorian gay

  11. GG

    He should have stayed in the closet.

  12. when did he die now?

  13. French Romney isn’t looking so well.

  14. tlmck

    Who dug up Basil Rathbone?

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