Would you like a refill on your embalming fluid, sir?
“I’ll take “Heart Disease” for $300, Alex.”
The mortician is supposed to sew the eyes and mouth shut along with the anus.
Hey Clark, Bethany and I figured out the perfect gift for you.
You didn’t have to get me anything.
Dammit, Bethany, he guessed it.
“Ok, seriously, I’m not answering any more questions about Evil Dead.”
This is just horribly sad.
only the good die young
His face is a rectangle.
“ah poo poo, ah foo foo…ah, doodly foo pew pew”
a picture of dorian gay
The queen is dead.
He should have stayed in the closet.
when did he die now?
French Romney isn’t looking so well.
Who dug up Basil Rathbone?
You get a thumbs up just for the reference.
I just laughed so loud at that my cat flew off the bed in fear.
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