Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher in Los Angeles. (January 22, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
That’s right! Show some damn shame for what you’re doing!!!
“Mila? Sweetheart? Are you proud to be dating me?”
“Of course, Ash. You’re my ma- FUCKING PAPS! Hide me! If anyone asks, I’m your sister! Hooker! Hooker sister!”
Must have just left a screening of “jOBS”
It must have just hit her that she dated both Macaulay Culkin and Ashton Kutcher in the same lifetime.
“Honey, Honey!! My crotch is over here.”
We’re embarrassed for you…
Tell me you didn’t just call me “Kelso”.
Yep, we understand your shame Mila.
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