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  1. That’s right! Show some damn shame for what you’re doing!!!

  2. ThisWillHurt

    “Mila? Sweetheart? Are you proud to be dating me?”
    “Of course, Ash. You’re my ma- FUCKING PAPS! Hide me! If anyone asks, I’m your sister! Hooker! Hooker sister!”

  3. Swearin

    Must have just left a screening of “jOBS”

  4. JimBB

    It must have just hit her that she dated both Macaulay Culkin and Ashton Kutcher in the same lifetime.

  5. Son of Flubber

    “Honey, Honey!! My crotch is over here.”

  6. meeps!

    We’re embarrassed for you…

  7. Tell me you didn’t just call me “Kelso”.

  8. Yep, we understand your shame Mila.

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