1. How many old man dicks does it take to whip up that thousand yard stare?

    • cmonreally

      Just one, especially if you have to blow the dust off said old man’s balls every night.

    • Dust and Crust

      According to former Hefner Whores,
      the old man is only “up” on Thursdays,
      That still adds up to 50+ times a year.
      I’d stare too…

  2. please croak.

  3. It’d be hilariously ironic if she died before Hef.

  4. broduhjenner

    I find the energizer bunny more attractive

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    I was going to say Aubrey O’Day looks attractive in this pic.

  6. If that’s the last thing Daddy sees, it’ll all have been worth it.

Leave A Comment