How many old man dicks does it take to whip up that thousand yard stare?
Just one, especially if you have to blow the dust off said old man’s balls every night.
According to former Hefner Whores,
the old man is only “up” on Thursdays,
That still adds up to 50+ times a year.
I’d stare too…
It’d be hilariously ironic if she died before Hef.
In some ways, she’s already dead.
I find the energizer bunny more attractive
I was going to say Aubrey O’Day looks attractive in this pic.
If that’s the last thing Daddy sees, it’ll all have been worth it.
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Crystal Hefner posted this pic to Instagram. (January 21, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN