superficial

  1. Animal

    When his mother told him his face would freeze like that, little Larry scoffed.

  2. Hipster Ring Wraith.

  3. What’s the over under on when the top of his head actually sits lower than his shoulders?

  4. Pine Table Fever

    He’s more machine now than man. HIs mind is twisted and evil.

  5. Woulda thought Gollum was more a “Members Only” guy.

  6. Vlad

    Hey, I’ll give you a dollar if you take my picture.

  7. toopier

    The guy behind him failed him 3 stooges audition.

  8. #&^!%@

    zombie gollum

  9. Toe Jam

    a frog in a leather jacket.

  10. No matter how young you dress him, Shawn, he’s still a thousand years old. On the bright side, your son has a new little league coach!

  11. At what point will his body invert and his should blades pop out the front of his shirt?

  12. “Spit in your eye for a dollar ?”

  13. Brit

    Don’t tell me what to do soldier! I give the orders around here, and you’re gonna have to learn that! She’s a fucking gook traitor! I gave you an order to kill her, and now you must fulfill that order private!

  14. Just a fashion question: Is it just me or does a leather jacket without pockets seem to be relatively useless?

  15. cc

    So, even Gremlins lose their hair when they get old.

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