Wow, I’m really confused by this woman, her stomach and hips scream teenager, but her side profile shot makes her look like some haggard missing link…
Did Donatella Versace find the elixir of youth?
Body doesn’t match head. Incongruity is causing my brain to itch.
Pipe down…I’m trying to masterbate.
My fight-to-the-death inner monologue right now:
Dried-up Paris Hilton face: DON’T TOUCH PENIS!
Half-mast bikini on gymnast’s body: TOUCH PENIS!
Madame Tussauds-like hand: DON’T TOUCH PENIS!
please someone give her a sandwich
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