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We’re going to need a bigger boat.
“mmmm…..I just got an idea….”Seriously Spicy Seagull”…..BAM, DONE DEAL!!”
If anybody knew it was as easy as being a douchebag and deep drying stupid combinations of food, then we’d all be rich – but he did it first, so he wins. He isn’t even a trained chef, so again, any of us could have been this guy. Good for him, but I want shove his head into a bucket of Nair and burn his stupid sunglasses and Havana shirts.
He just thoguht up his new menu item. He will call it the Shart-Shake, and it will be chocolate.
so classy
Sweet camo hair.
That’s a striking bathing suit, and, by that I mean anyone wearing it should be struck.
That seagull shit in my mouth, is a bus to flavor town. Winner, winner…chicken shit dinner!
LMFAO @ Toe Jam
I’d do him, just so I’d get a kick-ass breakfast in bed the next morning.
And while he’s banging you just remember the name of his GSN game show…”Minute to Win It.” Hardly worth the time it takes to drop trou, is it!?