1. Sir, you are gonna have to pay for two seats on this shuttle.

  2. EricLR

    DRIVER, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! Get me to food, NOW!!

  3. tidbit

    He’s the dingo that ate the baby.

  4. Looks like he’s gone 50% Kevin Smith with his wardrobe…he’s only a hockey jersey away from total acceptance.

  5. “What do you mean I got to pay for two seats?”

  6. The Brown Streak

    The only guy I know that gets his own private short bus.

  7. Don’t act that way. Whomever smelt it, dealt it.

  8. Climbing up on Jonah Hill
    Boy, those man-tits were a fright
    Libido ebbing, I’ve got douche chills
    Gut had me screaming into the night
    He was something to observe
    Came in close, I had a choice
    Stretch marks repulsed my every nerve
    His sweat glistens, I’m less than moist
    Fat rolls defy imagination
    Would rather lick the floor at Penn Station
    My self-esteem going doom doom doom
    “Son,” I said “Fuck this shit,
    I wonder if Chris Brown would take me home?”

  9. “I want to go home. The toilets flush counter-clockwise here and my ass only shits clockwise.”

  10. sexyman48

    Reminds me of a line from Titanic, “Goldberg right ahead!”

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