Sorry, “Sugar Bear’–you just lost all your street cred.
Eric- I’ll teach that fat skank Jessica to make me go to Walgreen’s for her feminine products. I’ll stay out extra late riding bikes with my friends!
“RUN all you motherfuckers. We’re a bad-ass biker gang and we’re here to litter and run stop signs…”
Ahhh yes, cutting down on wind resistance and boosting range by using the cycling V formation! Very smart!
Hipster bikers are not as cool, but they ARE quieter.
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