1. “Yeah… bend over you little twink.. yeah, give it to daddy…”

  2. Ryan: I feel dick is inside me everyday.
    Interviewer: You mean Dick Clark?
    Ryan: Okay…

  3. He’s the one responsible for giving Kim Kardashian a TV show. He can go fuck himself and burn in hell.

  4. Yeah, work that weather map, Al Roker.

  5. Grafikman

    Hope nobody just saw me eat that booger…

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