that is a boat that has no chance of planing

Where’s Ahab when you need him…

What a different picture this would be if Rosie was positioned where the kids are.

“Thar she blows! Erm, licks!”

Showing the kids how to find tuna.

The name of that boat?

“Clam Chaser”

They’re remaking Miami Vice, with officers Crockett & Tubby

They’re actually in a no-wake zone…

You’re going to need a bigger boat.

Oh look, Moby Dick stole Ahab’s boat.

The sea slug is making for the sea shore.

Wow, you can tell those kids are really not interested in seeing where Rosie was grew up.

Sh*t, reads much better without the was.

I thought only submarines required ballast.

Rosie was going to buy a refitted whaling vessel. She changed her mind because everyone kept telling her that her piloting a whaling ship would be redundant.

There’s STILL not enough weight to balance out the boat…send more children!

“Daddy! you promised we’d see manatee!”
“That was a joke sweetie”

Daddy, the bow’s too high. Can we move the ballast up from aft a little?

C’merre, babies! I’ma gun’a EATCHA!

Quick Rosie, get your fat ass to the front of the boat. We are sinking!,