We get it: you’re yoked. Now, what’s with the murse?

Isn’t that Dog the Bounty Hunter’s kid?

Dude, wearing an all-black outfit with dark glasses and singing “In The Navy” does not make you a S.E.A.L.

I don’t care how jacked you are, a fanny pack is still a fanny pack.

Kellan Lutz gets summoned on the pink pager and races over to Calvin Klein’s beach house.

Kind of… not bad.

If a black man was dressed like that and running down the street in Los Angeles, he’d be dead.