“Um…miss Shakira? You seem to have a growth there…”
Indeed they are “small & humble”…
New song: ‘Uterus Don’t Lie’
That’s one impressive beer gut. Shakira should really lay off the booze.
I hope this woman can get her abs back after the birth….they were quite impressive.
Judging by the rest of her, I’d say giver her a week.
A false bottomed tractor trailer would have been a more inconspicuous way of smuggling an illegal into the US.
From the thumbnail, I thought this was Jessica Simpson 10 minutes after conception.
Hips don’t lie, but apparently her diaphragm does.
Cervixes don’t lie
So, that would make that guy about 5’2″.
I HATE these celebrity Xmas cards..
That’s mostly the child’s booty.
It’s really sad that even with a pregnancy her boobs stayed small.
Wait till after she gives birth, milk = huge boobs
Why didn’t they wait til the baby is out, just to be sure?
So tacky lol.
Even when pregnant, she’s still sexier than most other women .
shakira looks dirty.
Gross. Pregnant ladys are not good to look at. Neither are UGGS or fat girls who wear tights!
Child-bearing hips don’t lie
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