1. GLT

    It’s not a cameltoe, it’s… what the hell IS that? Is that a spider?

  2. Jill

    John Bender’s vision of Claire’s future is now.

  3. ThisWillHurt


  4. EricLR

    Can I get a “What, what” for menopause?!!?

  5. When I was a kid I thought she was just the epitome of hot. Sigh, now all I see is my Aunt Agnes.

  6. lawn

    Still worth a fap or two!

  7. cagster

    “Crunch….Chomp, Chomp, Chomp….Burp”

  8. bigalkie

    I probably would.. Just to say that I did.

  9. tlmck

    I don’t think those panties she gave away in 16 Candles will fit any more.

  10. Vlad

    She’s moved from horse whisperer to horse singer

  11. “Thank you! Thank you very much! And if anybody wants to hang around after the show and talk about societal pressures and cliques in school, you can join my club. I’ll also be serving breakfast.”

  12. “Now go out there and sell some tupperware!”

  13. Time is a motherfucker.

  14. Metal God

    No Bill Ward = No Sabbath

  15. AteIsEnough

    And I thought it couldn’t get worse!

  16. bbiowa


  17. “I said: How many of you guys would like to touch my naked breasts…???

    …Hello…???… YooooooHoooooo…is this fucking microphone even ON?”

  18. Wanna see me put my lipstick on with this?

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