It’s not a cameltoe, it’s… what the hell IS that? Is that a spider?
Goddamn comment interface. It posted under the wrong picture again.
John Bender’s vision of Claire’s future is now.
I wonder how many times that gets thrown in her face?
She should be grateful – I bet it’s the only thing that is aimed at it nowadays.
“I WAS MARRIED FOR TWO FUCKING YEARS!”
Can I get a “What, what” for menopause?!!?
When I was a kid I thought she was just the epitome of hot. Sigh, now all I see is my Aunt Agnes.
Still worth a fap or two!
“Crunch….Chomp, Chomp, Chomp….Burp”
I probably would.. Just to say that I did.
I don’t think those panties she gave away in 16 Candles will fit any more.
She’s moved from horse whisperer to horse singer
“Thank you! Thank you very much! And if anybody wants to hang around after the show and talk about societal pressures and cliques in school, you can join my club. I’ll also be serving breakfast.”
“Now go out there and sell some tupperware!”
Time is a motherfucker.
No Bill Ward = No Sabbath
And I thought it couldn’t get worse!
“I said: How many of you guys would like to touch my naked breasts…???
…Hello…???… YooooooHoooooo…is this fucking microphone even ON?”
Wanna see me put my lipstick on with this?
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