1. “I know man, my face+money=banging this!”

  2. ya

    “Ahehheh, yeah….I did her…ahuhhuh”

  3. Deacon Jones

    ‘Hey……I filed for bankruptcy last year, this is the best I could do on short notice!”

  4. EricLR

    One of these people is having a heart attack. The other is having a stroke. Try to guess which is which.

  5. ThisWillHurt

    “Gawd, dad! Stop acting like I’m your ‘escort!’”

  6. kravdan

    Nothing says Fashion Show like Michael Madsen

  7. Cameron Diaz quickly regrets accepting the role in “Bride of Frankenstein.”

  8. cagster

    …and you’re sure they’re not at an airport luggage carousel?

  9. “She thinks I’m Hasslehoff!”

  10. I read that he refuses to watch any movies in which his sister appears nude. Is that a little bit weird or is it just my imagination?

    • I wouldn’t want to watch any films in which my brother or mom appear naked … seems normal to me.

      • I totally understand if it’s a parent, although I’m not sure if I agree with it or not. But a sibling…??? It just has a whiff of pathology surrounding it. But then I never had a sister, so I’m just asking the question. Thanx for your reply, LifeSerial.

  11. AteIsEnough

    That no talent arrogant prick of a douche is still alive? Yeah, I mean Michael Madsen.

  12. EZ-B

    “Hahahaha! Whew, you really had me going when you said you didn’t have any coke! Oh man, that was a good one. Now let me hold the bag….”

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