I want to eat her ass until I taste bacon
You might find 50 cents.
“Look lady, I already told you, you can handle me all you want, it ain’t gonna happen”
“Haha nice try, but I like it better when they aren’t willing”
“Kobe, I handled that beast Fifty Cent, so i can take it ALL. Of course, I have gonorrhea and AIDS (look at my face), but that’s how I roll. Fuck, your wife is watching me.”
Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are… gifted?
Chelsea Handler: “Meet me in Colorado!”
I didn’t have sex with 50 cent, that’s how much I charge…
“Yo Kobe, Fifty Cent is hung like a Chinaman”.
“seriously, ALL the WAY to the taint.”
“remember beat the spread by 12 and you’ll get anal”
That looks like an awkward threesome
“Yo, Kobe, sorry I gagged last night. Next time I’ll try not to barf.”
Is this the latest black guy she’s fucking?
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Chelsea Handler and Kobe Bryant at a Laker game in Los Angeles. (January 15, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN