superficial

  1. Dirk Diggler

    I want to eat her ass until I taste bacon

  2. “Look lady, I already told you, you can handle me all you want, it ain’t gonna happen”

  3. Kobe

    “Haha nice try, but I like it better when they aren’t willing”

  4. Deacon Jones

    “Kobe, I handled that beast Fifty Cent, so i can take it ALL. Of course, I have gonorrhea and AIDS (look at my face), but that’s how I roll. Fuck, your wife is watching me.”

  5. richie

    too easy

  6. Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are… gifted?

  7. Chelsea Handler: “Meet me in Colorado!”

  8. kravdan

    I didn’t have sex with 50 cent, that’s how much I charge…

  9. bigalkie

    “Yo Kobe, Fifty Cent is hung like a Chinaman”.

  10. Mike701

    “seriously, ALL the WAY to the taint.”

  11. Skippy86

    “remember beat the spread by 12 and you’ll get anal”

  12. Jentilly

    That looks like an awkward threesome

  13. “Yo, Kobe, sorry I gagged last night. Next time I’ll try not to barf.”

  14. Is this the latest black guy she’s fucking?

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