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  1. It’s nice to see a celebrity doing charity work.

  2. meh

    I wonder if this guy is as big a pussy as every character he has ever played in every acting gig he gets.

  3. evilstamos

    Mmm, girl, I love the smell of roofies on your breath.

  4. “Your precancerous mole smells DIVINE.”

  5. -”Hey, I was in a Woody Allen movie once…”
    -”Yeah, you fucked a pie right?”
    -”JESUS CHRIST ENOUGH WITH THE PIE!!!!”

  6. Hmmm…the smell of Stiflers cock…

  7. JimBB

    Yep, that’s exactly the look I imagined on the face of Jason Biggs’ girlfriend.

  8. He SO married up. And she’s funny as hell.

  9. Pilin

    So, you want my katana, Karai?

  10. Jenny Mollen is fucking hot!

  11. “So, you’ve been with another man. Don’t deny it. I can smell it on your breath.”

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