Keith Urban and Harry Connick Jr. at the 'American Idol XIII' season premiere event in Westwood, CA. (January 14, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
“Then is started shooting all over us and I was like all…..ahhhhhh………..but dont stop.”
Is this American Idol, or Awkward White Guys?
If TV execs titled seasons of American Idol, Awkward White Guys would be the front runner of all the title choices.
Keith: “And then Shaq started cumming, and I was like ‘yeah dude!’, but Seacrest pushed me out of the way and took it all himself, and I was like, ‘fuck you, man.!”
Harry: “You should’ve held on with both hands, man. Lame!”
(again with the cutting)
Yeah, that’s it my little Memphis belle, dance away…
“And then Seacrest said that Joe Jonas’ choo choo train missed the tunnel and pour hot, fluffy steam all over his face like this…”
They’re either fighting or dancing. Probably dancing.
this one is too easy
“so once Nicole is done with me it’s going to be gang-jerk city” “let me try that”
Harness in the good Energy and block out the bad. Harness. Energy. Block. Bad.
It’s actually hilarious if you imagine they are grabbing invisible penises.
…damnnit, he’s right.
They set themselves up for that one, practically!
Imaginary penises—for now.
Was supposed to be in reply to you.
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