I hope a registers at his new location.
“I’m Val Kilmer, from the future. I came back from three days from now to warn you: don’t bet the Lakers to make the playoffs! Jeez, that….that really winded me.”
Right one or not, I thought he was dead.
Makes 2 of us Dave!
I do that a lot with celebs from earlier eras. I just assume by default that they died.
…i want to know; what did you do with old dave???
Before I registered, I signed as “Dave”. When I tried to create an account later on, it said that “Dave” was already taken. I had zero creativity that day, so “NewDave” was born.
It was the first of many chapters in my love-hate relationship with this website’s infrastructure.
I have to wake up every morning and try and stick it in this bitch. It’s a miracle one of us hasn’t killed the other.
sadly, crystal hefner sees this and says, “Oh yeah, I could do that.”
I don’t think you made Wayne Newton’s day.
This is what Elvis would look like today if he had lived.
Wayne Newton gets around
Gene Simmons still has it.
I still like Gary Oldman’s Dracula better.
Martin Landau looks pretty good here
“I think Wayne Newton stole my identity!”
“I’ve got to save the Declaration of Independence…AGAIN!”
“Let me thru, dammit. I’m Humptydump Snickerdoodle.”
So Tony Clifton was actually Gene Simmons with a fake ‘stache all this time?
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Engelbert Humperdinck (the real one this time, whoops!) at LAX. (January 14, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN