Top Gun era Tom Cruise in a fun-house mirror.
He feels the need; the need for a third helping at the buffet.
Looking back at Anne Hathaway being mobbed by autograph seekers.
No one looks cool leaving lunch with Joe Jonas.
Leo!! Leo!!! Has anyone seen Leo!!! LLLLLEEEEOOOO!!!!
(Georgie, Georgie, Georgie, Georgie….Leo, Leo, Leo, Leo, Leo…)
Alec would probably rank him as a “paparazzo”. Huh? Huh?
“I’m waiting for my friend Leo. He said he’d pick me up here at 8. What time is now? Wednesday? Well, you know, traffic is a bitch here haha.”
Looks like the lone survivor of the middle eastern buffet
I hope nobody can tell I’m wearing spanx
Oh yeah?Call me fat douchebag all you want, I’m friends with Leo, you know him as Leonardo DiCaprio, but his friends call him Leo…..Oh look! A small Asian boy…let’s cook him, I’m hungry!
“The creature is wanted for a murder he didn’t commit…”
“Duhhhh…can anyone help me tie my shoes?”
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