1. “Get Stamos off my stage NOW!!! I swear if he steals one more groupie from me, I might have to put on my depends myself…”

  2. No glove means No Love.

  3. There is nothing more colorful than Mike Love’s shirt closet.

  4. “Stamos! Take over! Matlock is on.”

  5. Icehawg

    Meth is a hell of a drug.

  6. “Lower…lower…keep going.”

  7. (to himself)

    “Full House nostalgia has brought the Stamos’ never-ending ass train back to the station for the first time since ’91. CHOO CHOO!”

  8. “I’ll let you strum the guitar if you let me call you Rebecca.”

  9. “Look uncle Jesse…I can play music too!”
    “Whoa! Where did you come from?”
    “Fuck this shit…I need a drink!”

  10. He can’t even act like he’s playing a guitar!

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