Crystal Hefner posted this pic to Instagram. (January 14, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
She needs the strong abs to keep her lunch down while she’s sucking Hef’s wrinkle peen.
“wrinkle peen” is my favorite new phrase of the day.
Gross. Quack quack.
Soon to be seen on ashleymadison.com
You’ll never fit your way out of regret, Crystal.
flawless comment, good insight. Nice to see you, Gilberator.
that is not attractive, that is gnarled.
Dammit Photo Boy! You do that on purpose, don’t you?
That’s Hugh’s gut and Crystal’s sports bra to keep his moobies out of the way.
Some say couples start to look alike, I guess this is true for her abs
She posted this on the new social network for wealthy geriatrics and the women that don’t love them. It’s called Lamprey.
All the fucks for all the bucks….
“Little mirror head on the wall. Why are you only two feet tall?”
“Oh yes I’m short, oh this I know. About the height of your camel toe!”
The only reason I can fathom someone posting this lousy of a picture for public scrutiny would be if they just lost 60 lbs.
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