superficial

  1. doogleberg

    This bitch is ugly…there, I said it.

  2. it had to be said

    Wow, I never knew she could look like Sasha Gray.

  3. Deacon Jones

    Keira,

    Congratulations. You now look like my 19 year old hipster male cousin who asked me the other day if I knew who Nirvana was.

  4. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    i would still hit it

  5. Cardiff Giant

    Excuse me, you must have me confused with one of the Kardashians.

  6. dontkillthemessenger

    The hottest 45 pound woman in the world.

  7. I’m hoping all the lip DNA went south.

  8. Snack pack

    Isn’t this the same event where Rosie was “picking a winner?” Keira better shut her mouth before something is flinged into it.

  9. I thought it was Rumer at first. Wasn’t this chick decent looking in the Pirate Movie? Was it because she had dirt all over her face?

  10. The Pope

    “And ‘ere’s my troll face!”

  11. Odds are that this chick’s hair weighs 2.5647 pounds more than the rest of her body.

  12. cc

    My goodness, wot a question, of course I weight more than 4 stone!

  13. “Oh no thanks. I simply couldn’t eat another whipped garnish!”

  14. bigalkie

    Since leaving Katie Perry Rusell Brand has publically stated that he is going to spend more time doing ” me thinks “. Like getting a fresh haircut, shaving and getting a manicure.

  15. EricLr

    So then he says “What’s the show called?” and I says “THE ARISTOCRATS!”

  16. “Hey! Look at me! I’m doing an impression of Kim Kardashian!”

  17. squishy

    Some people just shouldn’t karaoke!

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