This bitch is ugly…there, I said it.
Don’t worry. When she turns sideways she disappears.
Hallelujah, I thought I was the only one. Talentless too.
Wow, I never knew she could look like Sasha Gray.
That’s who I thought it was too.
I did also.
I was thinking more Peewee Herman in drag…
Congratulations. You now look like my 19 year old hipster male cousin who asked me the other day if I knew who Nirvana was.
That dude looks like a semi-hot chick. Did you feel his boobs?
i would still hit it
Excuse me, you must have me confused with one of the Kardashians.
The hottest 45 pound woman in the world.
I’m hoping all the lip DNA went south.
Isn’t this the same event where Rosie was “picking a winner?” Keira better shut her mouth before something is flinged into it.
I thought it was Rumer at first. Wasn’t this chick decent looking in the Pirate Movie? Was it because she had dirt all over her face?
no that was my cum not dirt.
see a doctor, dirt colored cum is a sign of that maple syrup disease that will make you a serial killer
“And ‘ere’s my troll face!”
Odds are that this chick’s hair weighs 2.5647 pounds more than the rest of her body.
My goodness, wot a question, of course I weight more than 4 stone!
“Oh no thanks. I simply couldn’t eat another whipped garnish!”
Since leaving Katie Perry Rusell Brand has publically stated that he is going to spend more time doing ” me thinks “. Like getting a fresh haircut, shaving and getting a manicure.
So then he says “What’s the show called?” and I says “THE ARISTOCRATS!”
“Hey! Look at me! I’m doing an impression of Kim Kardashian!”
Some people just shouldn’t karaoke!
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