Shoulda listened to Indy, bitch. Don’t look directly at it.
Bravo, Sam Woolley! For having that singular look that makes boobs go unnoticed.
What’s the name of your man who paints faces that way?…ah yeah, Stevie Wonder.
Whoa what the hell is wrong with her face? Did she get mauled by a cast iron skillet? :x
And now the hotel room has no drapes.
When you hold a mask in front of you it should probably be a 3D one….
That is the worst selling doll in history.
Kate Middleton’s cheap knockoff.
And everyone said Middleton kept it classy for her Dirty Thirty…
What’s a “scousewive”???
I googled it for you. Apparently it is a reality show from Liverpool. The name is derived via parody from Deperate Housewives. Those frickin Limeys are clever. That whole lack of oral hygiene thing – they do it just to fuck with us.
Kendall Jenner, 20 years from now
Jesus! She looks like a half-turned page!
the *new* Audrina….question is can we drive a tour bus between her boobs?
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