According to biologists there’s no difference between male and female pensioners and yet their numbers increase every year. Explain that one evolution!

“Rosie, if I’ve told you once I’ve told you ten times…quit scratching your balls and then sniffing your finger.”

Hmmm… smells like a fish market…..

Ah yes…the elusive lesbian booger pick.

Rosie isn’t picking her nose, she’s simply signaling a correct answer in a game of “Guess my Regrets Charades”. The guess was “failing at stand-up comedy, television, movies, and magazine publication”

Such class from this ass clown.

All class Rosie, all class.

The only thing that would make this picture complete would be if she wore a monocle.

There’s a fuckin’ surprise.

I hope that is her hand. Worst personal assistant job ever.

Get back in there brain!

“Hmm…. how can I make myself even more disgusting? Wait, I know… (Pick, pick, pick, pick)

Rosie must be going to the racetrack because I see she’s picking winners.

It takes a real princess to blow a snot rocket on the red carpet.

Well, maybe she was hungry. And you know it’s hard to put out a buffet of food to satisfy her…

There’s Gold in them There Hills

Hey, anyone remember when she was just a normal, funny stand-up comic?

No, me neither.

I heard that is considered to be only a one point snack on Weight Watchers.

Buried treasure!

I know I hid a twinkie somewhere…

She thought he was the shit now she is on who’s network O ha ha

“Coke goes here.”