superficial

  1. I bet there’s less leather inside that car than on her ass…

  2. Deacon Jones

    God help her face if it rains

  3. it had to be said

    Somewhere a family of Plethers died . . .

  4. how do you bleach hair that short? her scalp must be burned like Freddy Kruger’s nutsack.

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    Available to the highest bidder.

  6. She’s wearing her jacket upside down.

  7. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    It might really be a swan but then it could just be a baby duck that isn’t very pretty

  8. Cock Dr

    Yes, please wear garments that make your ass look even bigger.
    Still got quite a ways to go before it’s a true competition against moo cow who will not be named.

  9. cc

    Oh man she killed the last known Paraceratherium to make those pants.

  10. Winnie

    Amber rocks – looking finnnnnne once again.

  11. Her head has the same texture as a Twinkie. And it’s making me hungry.

  12. Black men, please explain.

  13. Love Hate

    Spent the year smoking weed and calling the media whores, now selling some shit and smiling for the camera.

  14. Satan's bitch

    Hurry up, Amber, clock’s ticking… Say Kardashian again, quick, before your irrelevance kicks in!

  15. Racer X

    Ghey!^

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