Jeremy Irons – Out-hipstering everyone since 1980…
Simon says loose the scarf, pussy.
Pick one: lose or loosen.
I’m sure he meant lose. But, we’re so lucky you’re here to be petty about all the little mistakes. I often wonder what we’d do without you.
Dunno. If you look around, you’ll notice that everybody likes scarves. That one looks pretty tight, though.
sorry, daydreaming about your pussy again, catapostrophe. freudian.
Wait a minute–are you implying that my second grade teacher was being petty?
Shit, I thought the Fonz had turned old.
Irons needs to switch off from the tobacco juice and coffee toothpaste he’s been using.
Glad to see they found a market for Crest Beige Strips.
Liza Minelli doesn’t look half bad when she lets her beard grow out.
I hear they can use lasers to whiten your teeth. In his case, they are using a surplus laser from the defense department.
Has he been banned from brushing his teeth? Fucking occupiers.
I’d still shag him rotten baby! rowrrrrrr
That’s an octuple-windsor…respect.
I pay people to tell me I’m fabulous.
Hey, Jer…A shower and a shave would do you wonders.
One of the few heterosexuals left in Hollywood who can pull off an ascot and a smoking jacket.
“No, I’m not a hipster. It’s fucking cold! Now those assholes have ruined scarves too?!”
C’mon Jeremy… show us those pearly yellows.
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