Everyone’s schwartz shrinks a little with age.
“This… This is the size of the cock Lucas penetrated his franchise with…”
It was much bigger.
A womp rat is about 2 meters…
“…and so we had to get Chewie’s satchel and belt outta the way, plus there was all that hair… but when we finally did…””
Okay asshole, you want to make another joke about my light sabre? My light sabre is THIS FUCKING BIG!
” the joint … the joint ,…… the joint was about this big , and C3PO was bogarding it like you wouldn’t believe”
“Ever try to take away a blunt from Chewy? It aint pretty , kid!!!”
Chewy can take an eightball of blow up each nostril instantly! Don’t bring it out if you don’t want it gone!!!!
I still matter at least THIS much.
I prefer looking at his old man sans helmet.
Taking the Level Up message behind him to heart I see
“You know what? You know what?! ‘Luke Shywanker’ was funny the first 500 times I heard it. So, fuck you, buddy!”
“Carrie’s penis was about this big, as I recall.”
‘SKYWANKER’!! It’s supposed to “SKYWANKER”!!! Damn, it!! There goes my getting-my-words-posted-next-to-a-pic-on-the-internet-for-no-money bragging rights!!
You know what? “Shywanker” was funnier.
I’m more than willing to accept my mistakes as successes.
“I see myself in the next Star Wars trilogy with that special effect they did to reverse age Patrick Steward and Ian McKellen”
“YOUR NOT MY GRANDFATHER!”
“Pew pew pew!”
“Seriously. Carrie used to do lines in her trailer that were THIS BIG!”
“Hey Mark, how close where you to getting another acting role after Star Wars?”
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