Three cheeky monkeys
“If my wife only knew I preferred women that have eaten a carb in the last 10 years… oh boy”
“Oi. Smell my fingers. Do they smell like crotch?”
picture is out of focus.
Lakers game, or strip joint?
It’s like this photographer had the chance to capture a beautiful sunset, but instead focused on a douchebag in hat.
“I’ll tell ya what I want, what I really-really want.”
“Ohboyohboyohboy! Can I have both Santa?”
Left to right: Ass, David Beckham, Ass.
I dont see him?
Realizing once again that he made a mistake by playing soccer. No cheerleaders.
“So thaaaat’s what a woman’s body and not a twelve year old boy’s looks like.”
“Ha! Look at them. They have nothing to grab down there.”
“Time to warm up my scratching hand”
“By God, I’m sure glad we don’t have trollops like that showing themselves on our football fields…”
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