The Crap We Missed - Wednedsay 11.28.12

Dita Von Teese at The British Fashion Awards in London. (November 27, 2012)
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30 Comments
  1. Bigalkie

    I puke in my mouth when I see her pictures.

    Nov 28, 2012 at 4:06 pm /  Reply /3814
  2. it had to be said

    Rumer needs to stop eating lead.

    Nov 28, 2012 at 4:07 pm /  Reply /250
  3. Pierce Bronzetan

    I would TOTALLY do her… if I didn’t mind my balls smelling like chloroform.

    Nov 28, 2012 at 4:08 pm /  Reply /220
  4. ThisWillHurt

    So Betty Page got assimilated? Shame.

    Nov 28, 2012 at 4:09 pm /  Reply /80
  5. cc

    What’s that joke about rolling a woman in flour?

    Nov 28, 2012 at 4:23 pm /  Reply /125
  6. dinosaurland

    We get it, Vampira, you’re white. Congratulations.

    Nov 28, 2012 at 4:29 pm /  Reply /160
  7. Crissy

    I know tanning bad fr you, but do you REALLY need to go to this extreme?!!!

    Nov 28, 2012 at 4:57 pm /  Reply /130
  8. Crissy

    Oh damn I get it now!!! “If tanning ages you, then powdering your whole body must keep you youthful!” Thought Dita…

    Nov 28, 2012 at 4:59 pm /  Reply /130
  9. sandycakes

    How did she NOT get a part in that whole Twilight mess?

    Nov 28, 2012 at 5:04 pm /  Reply /140
  10. Little Tongue

    She’s the exact bluish white hue as skim milk. Personally, I prefer homo.

    Nov 28, 2012 at 5:06 pm /  Reply /80
  11. popwilleatitself

    Puckered boob is sad.

    Nov 28, 2012 at 5:08 pm /  Reply /100
  12. Phoenix

    The Lily Muster formal collection.

    Nov 28, 2012 at 5:12 pm /  Reply /70
  13. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Sorry it’s too late, the last Twilight auditions ended over a year ago.

    Nov 28, 2012 at 5:24 pm /  Reply /70
  14. glam

    She forgot to spackle a few lines on her chest.

    Nov 28, 2012 at 5:48 pm /  Reply /100
  15. Jade

    Vampires DO exist!

    Nov 28, 2012 at 5:56 pm /  Reply /70
  16. TayTay

    I always suspected MJ might have faked his own death…

    Nov 28, 2012 at 7:23 pm /  Reply /80
  17. Mike701

    DAYWALKER!!!!

    Nov 28, 2012 at 7:33 pm /  Reply /91
  18. Cock Dr

    Maybe it’s time to explore other career options.

    Nov 28, 2012 at 7:54 pm /  Reply /90
  19. Jentilly

    Morticia Adams?

    Nov 28, 2012 at 8:13 pm /  Reply /70
  20. Jazzoo

    errr. yer implant’s slipped luv

    Nov 28, 2012 at 9:23 pm /  Reply /100
  21. Don Zaloog

    I would fuck some colour into her. I love this ghostly white woman with a passion stronger than a million suns.

    I’m black and she’s the very definition of white, maybe our kids would have a normal skintone.

    Nov 28, 2012 at 11:56 pm /  Reply /43
  22. Spartacus

    I love old chubby chops

    Nov 29, 2012 at 4:28 am /  Reply /16
  23. Mister Monkey

    There is something about Dita Von Teese that really makes me want to bang her until neither of us could walk.

    Nov 29, 2012 at 8:46 am /  Reply /31
  24. right

    The Boob of Christmas Past.

    Nov 29, 2012 at 10:56 pm /  Reply /00

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