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  1. Bigalkie

    I puke in my mouth when I see her pictures.

  2. it had to be said

    Rumer needs to stop eating lead.

  3. I would TOTALLY do her… if I didn’t mind my balls smelling like chloroform.

  4. ThisWillHurt

    So Betty Page got assimilated? Shame.

  5. cc

    What’s that joke about rolling a woman in flour?

  6. We get it, Vampira, you’re white. Congratulations.

  7. Crissy

    I know tanning bad fr you, but do you REALLY need to go to this extreme?!!!

  8. Crissy

    Oh damn I get it now!!! “If tanning ages you, then powdering your whole body must keep you youthful!” Thought Dita…

  9. How did she NOT get a part in that whole Twilight mess?

  10. Little Tongue

    She’s the exact bluish white hue as skim milk. Personally, I prefer homo.

  11. popwilleatitself

    Puckered boob is sad.

  12. Phoenix

    The Lily Muster formal collection.

  13. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Sorry it’s too late, the last Twilight auditions ended over a year ago.

  14. glam

    She forgot to spackle a few lines on her chest.

  15. Jade

    Vampires DO exist!

  16. TayTay

    I always suspected MJ might have faked his own death…

  17. Mike701

    DAYWALKER!!!!

  18. Cock Dr

    Maybe it’s time to explore other career options.

  19. Jentilly

    Morticia Adams?

  20. Jazzoo

    errr. yer implant’s slipped luv

  21. I would fuck some colour into her. I love this ghostly white woman with a passion stronger than a million suns.

    I’m black and she’s the very definition of white, maybe our kids would have a normal skintone.

  22. Spartacus

    I love old chubby chops

  23. Mister Monkey

    There is something about Dita Von Teese that really makes me want to bang her until neither of us could walk.

  24. right

    The Boob of Christmas Past.

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