I puke in my mouth when I see her pictures.
Rumer needs to stop eating lead.
I would TOTALLY do her… if I didn’t mind my balls smelling like chloroform.
Urgh. Thanks. Was on a “date” with someone else last night and I must have been staring at the cloth on my night stand ;-)
So Betty Page got assimilated? Shame.
What’s that joke about rolling a woman in flour?
We get it, Vampira, you’re white. Congratulations.
I know tanning bad fr you, but do you REALLY need to go to this extreme?!!!
Oh damn I get it now!!! “If tanning ages you, then powdering your whole body must keep you youthful!” Thought Dita…
How did she NOT get a part in that whole Twilight mess?
I know! She probably doesn’t even know how to act either. She could have been the lead!
She’s the exact bluish white hue as skim milk. Personally, I prefer homo.
Puckered boob is sad.
The Lily Muster formal collection.
Sorry it’s too late, the last Twilight auditions ended over a year ago.
She forgot to spackle a few lines on her chest.
Vampires DO exist!
This is what vampires are suppose to look like .
I always suspected MJ might have faked his own death…
Maybe it’s time to explore other career options.
errr. yer implant’s slipped luv
I would fuck some colour into her. I love this ghostly white woman with a passion stronger than a million suns.
I’m black and she’s the very definition of white, maybe our kids would have a normal skintone.
Or maybe they would be striped…or checkerboard. I’m with ya, Don. She is delectable and I can only imaging seeing her “pink” being offset by all that porcelain white and the black, black hair…mmmm.
No need to imagine. Check out a movie she did called “Pinups 2″ And you’re welcome.
I love old chubby chops
There is something about Dita Von Teese that really makes me want to bang her until neither of us could walk.
The Boob of Christmas Past.
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Dita Von Teese at The British Fashion Awards in London. (November 27, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN