ERM GERN KERL BERL!
Sorry, that ermagerd thing is sort of out… but that shit was funny. A bit ashamed to say I did LOL a little bit.
Maybe it smells between her boobs.
“That wasn’t hair gel?”
That’s the best she’s looked in years.
One second earlier she did a jumping jack.
Jon Hamm’s Penis strikes again
Uma’s “OH” face.
Uma’s Madonna impression.
It could be lupus.
It’s not lupus… Maybe it’s megaboobaly?
It could be a sneeze. I hope it is.
Cover charge at club – $25
Drink for stranger you met in bar – $90
Cab ride back to her place because her roomie is out of town -$15
That awkward moment after you cum on her face – priceless
You know Tarantino just came in his pants.
She’s looking at Tarentino. He’s down there slobbering all over her ankles.
Once again…NEVER go full retard.
The most popular seat at the Snowflake Ball was the sybian saddle.
Uma happily obliged when a photog shouted out ‘What face would you make to get on the cover of ‘Monsters of Jizz Vol. 26?’
Get the syringe of adrenaline. I’ve seen her do this before.
“I just go like this…I pretend I’m, like, eating a popsicle or something and just try not to gag.”
Olivier Martinez went too far this time.
Chris Brown discovered where a retina is located.
Got a little snowflake in my eye, it’ll melt in a minute.
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Uma Thurman at The 8th Annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball in New York City. (November 27, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN