1. it had to be said

    “Welcome the airport. Unfortunately you’ve been chosen, totally at random mind you, for a full cavity search.”

    Ten minutes later:

    “Say, this isn’t your first full cavity search is it?”

  2. Guys in back (from left to right):
    “I could totally get her. Easy.”
    “So, Lou, waddaya say? 9?10?”
    “Solid 9, Rick”
    “Will Cyrill like the patchoulie or cinnamon massage oil?”

  3. Deacon Jones

    There’s a couple women in this world I would ferociously grope if they walked past me in public.

    This is one of them.

  4. BWMinstrel

    Half chinese you know. Her father’s name is Bum Hung Lo.

  5. She needs more grey.

  6. I wonder if they’ll search her saddlebags?

  7. Alright, who looked directly at the mannequin?
    We’re going to be here all day.

  8. tlmck

    And after the luggage photo shoot she drove home.

  9. contusion

    How stubby do those legs look without the 5 inch heels?

  10. Wow, Sansa from “Game of Thrones” really filled out between seasons.

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