I feel like Lady Gaga would be so much better looking if she wasn’t so ugly.

Looking at that lower left corner, somebody needs a shave…

“This lip curl is what I have instead of talent.”

I don’t have the best gaydar, but…

I suspect the fellows accompanying her might be dancers.

The CPU is struggling to keep those huge glasses from falling off so there is little capacity left to create a proper smile. But Skynet is promising the next male terminator will come with significant upgrades.

“With a rebel yell she cried more, more, more”

*crosses fingers that she visits Soweto. At night. Unaccompanied.*

“What the hell did I possess now man?”-Elvis’ ghost

She got fat and suddenly discovered clothes.

Fell out of the ugly tree, hitting all the branches on he way down

Elvis: The Lipstick Years

That’s the same face I make every time a picture of her pops up on here…

As long as she brushes her teeth, shaves the important parts, bathes, wears deodorant, and doesn’t talk my ear off, I think she’d be perfectly fuckable.