That Hep C must finally be catching up.

Looking more Hep than Hip

C’mere, Roy. It’s time to pay the rent.

Pamela Anderson seen leaving the set of Dancing with The Wu Tang Clan.

Dancing with the Whores season one’s winner!

“Dancing with the 50-Year-Old Hooker You Picked Up Off the Corner of Sunset.”

Is that johnny depp back there? no for real.

For a moment, I thought it was a Undead Lohan.

I remember when she had her first set of training fake tits, about 1890 or so. This is scary.

I can’l believe I used to fap to her Playboy spreads in college, circa 1995

Halloween 2012, dressed as David Hasselhoff’s cheeseburger.

Trailers for sale or rent
Rooms to let…fifty cents.
No phone, no pool, no pets
I ain’t got no cigarettes
Ah, but..two hours of pushin’ on this whore
Buys an eight by twelve four-bit room
for a dollar more
I’m a man of means by no means
King of the road.

“Love’s young nightmare , like “

“Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island?”

‘rode hard & out away wet’ my dear old Grandpappy would say.

I guess Lance Armstrong didn’t give back his yellow jerseys and now he’s hanging out with Pam Anderson…the downhill slide continues.

In every picture like this, there’s always a Johnny Depp doing his best Pete Doherty impression.

They say if you look at her ass, you get a phone call and they say you’ll die in 7 days. Just ask that guy in back.

‘Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no one’s gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know it’s thriller, thriller night
You’re fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight

She looks like she needed to be in bed hours ago.

Not shown: Liam Neeson commanding “Release The Kraken!”

This may be crap, but I haven’t missed it.

Walking Dead is really getting edgy with their casting choices.

a reanimated corpse?

Jesus H get some sleep, lady, and speaking of H, don’t you have the hep? Your liver must be pickled, damn.

I always remember her better days when I fap. She may not be aging well, but she’s forever 25 in my spank bank.

Not show: Kid Rock’s decaying liver.

When the zombie invasion starts, it will begin with one Baywatch star at a time…

BRAAAAIIIIIINNNNNSSSS!

You know how tweakers will crawl all over a grease-stained garage floor for hours if they think they dropped a flake of meth and then not bother to change their shirt for days afterward? Yeah.

Whats James Franco doing there?

Ke$ha’s Looper escaped!

Since when did Johnny Depp start following Titzilla?

…My Precious?

Oh Pamela, you’re looking so lovely these days!