superficial

  1. FUCKBEAST

    That Hep C must finally be catching up.

  2. Looking more Hep than Hip

  3. joe

    C’mere, Roy. It’s time to pay the rent.

  4. Bigalkie

    Pamela Anderson seen leaving the set of Dancing with The Wu Tang Clan.

  5. it had to be said

    Dancing with the Whores season one’s winner!

  6. ThisWillHurt

    “Dancing with the 50-Year-Old Hooker You Picked Up Off the Corner of Sunset.”

  7. USDA Prime McBeef

    Is that johnny depp back there? no for real.

  8. Rapsutin's Evil Twin

    For a moment, I thought it was a Undead Lohan.

    I remember when she had her first set of training fake tits, about 1890 or so. This is scary.

  9. Grand Dragon

    I can’l believe I used to fap to her Playboy spreads in college, circa 1995

  10. Halloween 2012, dressed as David Hasselhoff’s cheeseburger.

  11. Trailers for sale or rent
    Rooms to let…fifty cents.
    No phone, no pool, no pets
    I ain’t got no cigarettes
    Ah, but..two hours of pushin’ on this whore
    Buys an eight by twelve four-bit room
    for a dollar more
    I’m a man of means by no means
    King of the road.

  12. Richard Harrow

    “Love’s young nightmare , like “

  13. Billy Barty, Jr

    “Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island?”

  14. ‘rode hard & out away wet’ my dear old Grandpappy would say.

  15. I guess Lance Armstrong didn’t give back his yellow jerseys and now he’s hanging out with Pam Anderson…the downhill slide continues.

  16. Glace Neuf

    In every picture like this, there’s always a Johnny Depp doing his best Pete Doherty impression.

  17. Where's Dildo

    They say if you look at her ass, you get a phone call and they say you’ll die in 7 days. Just ask that guy in back.

  18. ‘Cause this is thriller, thriller night
    And no one’s gonna save you from the beast about strike
    You know it’s thriller, thriller night
    You’re fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight

  19. Jade

    She looks like she needed to be in bed hours ago.

  20. Qmak

    Not shown: Liam Neeson commanding “Release The Kraken!”

  21. RobN

    This may be crap, but I haven’t missed it.

  22. Alexxx

    Walking Dead is really getting edgy with their casting choices.

  23. mando

    a reanimated corpse?

  24. Carla

    Jesus H get some sleep, lady, and speaking of H, don’t you have the hep? Your liver must be pickled, damn.

  25. I always remember her better days when I fap. She may not be aging well, but she’s forever 25 in my spank bank.

  26. Fishballs

    Not show: Kid Rock’s decaying liver.

  27. Skeezix

    When the zombie invasion starts, it will begin with one Baywatch star at a time…

  28. BRAAAAIIIIIINNNNNSSSS!

  29. Joaquin ingles

    You know how tweakers will crawl all over a grease-stained garage floor for hours if they think they dropped a flake of meth and then not bother to change their shirt for days afterward? Yeah.

  30. Brett Ratner's sweaty ass hair

    Whats James Franco doing there?

  31. Timothy

    Ke$ha’s Looper escaped!

  32. DisasterDanni

    Since when did Johnny Depp start following Titzilla?

  33. Pickles

    …My Precious?

  34. Lissa

    Oh Pamela, you’re looking so lovely these days!

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